Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex